A JOKE

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin
his reputation or his marriage,
He paid her a large sum of money if she
would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,
he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would
know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply
mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrangefor the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me! and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed and watched asher husband read the card,
turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

"Send extra sauce."


Question from kikuu: Once upon a time, there was this bird called ah seng. One day, she couldnt take it and give birth in the air. "poop~!" the egg came out. How come the egg didnt crack?

Shoot your answer!

put ur guard down and wear my shoe

went to play mahjong n pool at mao's hse ytd. kikuu is definitely a good pool player, but certainly not in the area of mahjong. like, so terrible. hahahas. and i spent some time reading an online article on yakuza. it's so amazing that a jap gang actually runs in like an imperial.

to know more about this underworld organisation:

http://web.telia.com/~u31302275/yakuza.htm


how did yakuza rise up to become a big gang? is always good it to find out =) and yeah, digging history. oh yah. i think the writer of this article is a jap. so his english is like... OH MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

angie's company called me this afternoon. the last qns is kind of dumb. err...use a few words to describe urself. i paused for a while... a while more..den somehow the word' active' came to me and so i went to sae smth which didnt go thru my bigger brain... I'M VERY ACTIVE. like what the? active in what? aiyah. who cares. i'm on the way to eat my pork porridge. too hungry for anything else.

enchanted

went to catch enchanted [ 4 stars ]with ezekiel. oh man, that whatever mouse was so cute larhs. cuter than ezekiel (= oh yah, to ah mao n les, u two r ding dong dong! so disappointed with u two , urghs.. and xinwei was late again. eh, since when she's early? hahas. east coast looks fun to me.

photooooos

kevin- the Dancer [TOP]

Jae Ong- the Guitarist [ BOTTOM]

Jeffrey - the gamesleeper

me- smurf

we were back home so late that day. jeffrey's bro came to fetch us home. SO NICE RIGHT..

im sooo sleepy. slept at 3.30am ytd. shall upload pictures tmr..
good night everyone!!!

what a joke, i'm denying his true love for me.
isnt that what many girls are hoping for?
what a joke, i'm still pinning hope on u.
isnt that the past already?
what a joke, i don have the courage to be with him.
isnt that an opportunity?
what a joke, to once believe ur love for me is unquestionable.
how naive i was?
what a joke, you're not the prince
you're just a passer-by in my life.
what a joke...

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hoho. is so easy to find a job. but to find a job with flexible working hours and willing to offer a reasonable pay [ not under $6 per hr ] is so hard. still find angie's job is the most ideal one for me. is like, can study n work at the same time. being a promoter is disgusting. no offence. is like, standing there all day long. saw leekiang n violet on our way back home to bus interchange ytd. how fun to work together with ur friends. at least they don work alone. is always good to have each other's company.

urghs. the best solution is to fly to prince william now and ask him to marry me.

OH YAH. ONE MORE THING. THANK YOU HAFIZ! FOR THE MUSIC N MATHS PAPER (= FIND ONE DAY LETS GO DO MATHS TOGETHER! I LOVE KIKUU'S MAGGIE MEE!!!!! COOK FOR ME AGAIN!!!! hyper me.

i love u guys (=

well well. we're all so broke. so went over to kikuu's hse to 'slack'. i love his room ok.small but so cosy!! gosh. can we swap rooms? haha. kiku's youngest bro looks really jap. a very friendly person who smiles alot! just like kikuu. and he's like super light? can compete with me larhs. after playing n playing n playing... we're all so hungry. and when dinner was like a duh, we went to dte bk to eat. as usual, we settled down at our fav place. and yes! we did stupid things again. from the photos, u can see that we love taking pictures of our shadows. muahahahas. jus in case u cant recognise us, starting from the left: victor, kikuu, ME, hafiz and the camera man, jeffrey(=

true

I wont talk

I wont breathe

I wont move till you finally see

That you belong with me

You might think

I dont look

But deep inside

In the corner of my mind

Im attached to you

Im weak

Its true

Cuz im afraid to know the answer

Do you want me too?

Cuz my heart keeps falling faster

I've waited all my life

To cross this line

To the only thing thats true

So I will not hide

Its time to try

Anything to be with you

All my life I've waited

This is true

You dont know what you do

Everytime you walk into the room

Im afraid to move

Im weak

Its true

Im just scared to know the ending

Do you see me too?

Do you even know u met me?

I've waited all my life to cross this line

To the only thing thats true

So I will not hide

Its time to try anything to be with you

All my life I've waited

This is true

I know when

I go ill be on my way to you

The way thats true

I've waited all my life to cross this line

To the only thing thats true

So I will not hide

Its time to try anything to be with you

All my life I've waited

This is true

went out with zion ytd. was wanted to have dinner at fish n co glasshouse. oh well, laziness and hunger told us to have it in cafe cartel instead. [just too lazy to walk over there]. den we headed GV for a movie- beowulf. nice movie. i give 4 stars for it. saw a really cute softtoy. shall save money to buy that for him. [ gosh, i'm so nice right! ]

someone wants to bake cheesecake for me.. i'm still waiting

...have some fruits topping pls! HAHAHAS.

i believe you

drunk in the loss of love.

i only want to eat with u.

Cut the pain away.Slash it. a bowl of chicken soup.yummy. not enough. repeat the procedure. a sharper knife. a new chicken. peel off the bad memories. pour out all the salt and vinegar.mix them well.Get a helper.stab it hard. throw into the boiling water.ok i love it. screammmm.

i'm with u

"I'm With You"
I'm Standing on a bridge
I'm waitin in the dark
I thought that you'd be here by now
Theres nothing but the rain
No footsteps on the ground
I'm listening but theres no sound

Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Wont you take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I... I'm with you

im looking for a place searching for a face
is anybody here i know
cause nothings going right and everythings a mess
and no one likes to be alone

Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Wont you take me by the hand take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I... I'm with you

photos

i fell down hard again as i walked back home. i duno whats in my mind. somehow i realise i was alone again. nobody was there to hold me up. i stood up all by myself n walked back home. i know u were hiding behind the wall. or should i say i hope u were behind the wall. at least i know i wasnt alone when going home. had to deal with those crawling cockroaches alone. i felt pathetic at that moment. i detest them. like, i didnt hate them as much as i was with u back then. alright.flower cheers me up. a picture will do. see, i can make myself happy. thats what u wan me to be, isnt it? Look at these photos, u could see my smile. The good thing about these photos is that my smile stays there all the time. jeffrey, stop playing the beautiful girl song. i'm allergic to that song.

just wanna stay longer with u my dear Father. as i soaked my bed with tears that night, i felt ur presence n i saw ur light. u put ur arms around me and said, u silly girl, i'm always here for u. how to hide these warm tears from u? thank you for the angels. they have been protecting me well. oh God, i don wanna let go ur hand, the hand which gives absolute peace and security. ur love shows me that the world isnt that bad after all. people arent as evil as i thought. they're just dunno what they r doing. what a wonderful night. bless me with stars to stop these overflowing tears. just wanna dwell in the altar longer. sweet aroma. flowing of Spirit. shower me with abundance of love. how great is our God, sing with me. if sky is the limitation, u're that great my abba Father. if ocean is the limitation, ur love for us is just so deep, so deep. Hold me close oce again like that night n sing in the joyful tears.

ring n card. lovely.

thank you for the ring n da card. somehow these items remind me of somebody. trust me. i'm so damn touched. but the feeling of confusion is back again. wearing it is like a big promise to u. reading the card set me thinking again. i believe da promises, but the differences are still vivid. i dunno how to bring this matter up . n i could feel da sacrifices u made for me, so much. i blamed myself for doing nothing. doing nothing to show my appreciation, doing nothing to show my feelings for u. i think i'm a coward. i don have the boldness to be in the relationship. i'm happy with who i am now. i'm satisfied with our current relationship. sorry that i dunno how to take the next step. sorry that i don have the courage to say i love you. don ever blame urself for not knowing me well. becos i'm guilty of that too. i dun even understand myself. maybe u would think i'm avoiding. but u should know me. i confess whatever is in my heart. pls don pin hope on me. i'm not ready but don wanna lose u at the same time. i don think is complicated. mabbie we need some time to understand each other better. u're someone who i can confide in n someone who i can pour out my problems to. u're a great friend. a mature person unlike others. thats why i love to hang out with u. there is a difference (= and this difference must be sorted out. i cant give in. i'm sorry. i don think u can give in to. u're so sweet. really. well, is nothing bad. i'm just ranting out. WEESS! feeling so much better. am so excited to go church. slept the whole day ytd. is time to get myself up. PRAISE GOD! WHHHHHEEEESSSSSSS. know someone from OBS who happens to be in the same church as me. DAPHANE! ok i love u. u're just as talkative as me. together, we shake the mountains with our voices. shall meet u one day to return u that 10 bucks. what a loong post. oh yah, Hafiz! i miss ur crap. like really! amanda's crap too. why am i surrounded with so many crappy ppl. urghs. i'm bored. kikuu~ faster make me laugh!!!!!

OBS

Day 1
wasnt excited over the OBS camp. in fact, i was super reluctant to go, especially when we had a great splash in wild wild wet the day before. speaking from the bottom of my heart, i miss all of u super much..it came to a moment which i asked myself, why am i doing down here? Saying hi to strangers seems harder than ever. it took me 3 days to know my watch people. nothing much on day 1. spent most of the day preparing what to bring for expedition. cooking was fun. pitching tent was like a OH MAN thing for me. my watch - Hillary.

Day 2
settled down in da main OBS campsite. the facilities there were so much better than ours! urghs.
at least we had some yummy food there before setting off to land expedition. and oh yah. i didnt know i can climb so well. i reached the top of the rock climbing wall! achievement alright. my veins were beating hard on my arm surface. total disgust. i love animal game! it's just like concentration game but to replace the numbers with animals.

Day 3
Land expedition!!!!!!!!!! i saw honkbails, weird-looking spiders, jackfruits and many many things along the way. felt like as if i was in the national geographic channel. anyway, it was a cool experience as i could get to learn and trek at the same time. no point learning stuffs from books and tv when you cant get to see and feel them in real.

Day 4
Sea expedition. ok, i looked so dumb in kayaking. like, one of the slowest kayaker there. had a long draggy motion sickness. the feeling was terrible terrible terible. the navigator was melvin from pioneer JC. handsome-looking chap. a great leader. no wonder we broke the OBS record with a timing of 4 hrs plus to reach the destination. awesome achievement. i rmber the first time kayaking with my first batch of OBS friends, we took around 6 to 7 hrs. or mabbie 8 hrs? finally went back to our initial campsite. had a pitching tent n cooking compeition. Hillary won the pitching tent competition!

Day 5
ok zolene is like the big aunty in our watch. u wldnt want to camp with her! btw, know a guy who is a malaysian. everyday, he has to wake up early in the morning at 4am to go to sch. he has great interest in bio. his passion in learning inspires me to set my heart in studies. like, 4am to go singapore?! i salute him. OBS SHOPPING! well, didnt bring enough money. so crap. bought shirts only for my family. HOME SWEET HOME. slept. all the way to now (=

eadelin's version

Boy, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Tallie, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Boy, you're my friend when I'm in need, baby

Life is one big party when you're still young
But who's gonna have your back when it's all done
It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun
Can't be a fool, girl, what about the long run
Looking back Tallie always mention
Said me not giving him much attention
He was there through my incarceration
I wanna show the nation my appreciation

Boy, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Tallie, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Boy, you're my friend when I'm in need, baby

You're a king and so you should be treated
Though you never get the lovin' that you needed
Could have left, but I called and you heeded
Begged and I pleaded, mission completed
Mama said that I and I dissed the program
Not the type to mess around with him emotion
But the feeling that I have for you is so strong
Been together so long and this could never be wrong

Boy, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Tallie, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Boy, you're my friend when I'm in need, baby

Uh, uh
Boy, in spite of my behavior, said I'm your savior
(You must be sent from up above)
And you appear to me so tender, say boy I surrender
(Thanks for giving me your love)
Boy, in spite of my behavior, well, you are my savior
(You must be sent from up above)
And you appear to me so tender, well,boy I surrender
(Said thanks for giving me your love)
Now life is one big party when you're still young
And who's gonna have your back when it's all done
It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun

Can't be a fool, girl, what about the long run
Looking back Tallie always mention
Said me not giving him much attention
He was there through my incarceration
I wanna show the nation my appreciation

Boy, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Tallie, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Boy, you're my friend when I'm in need, baby

Boy, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Tallie, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Boy, you're my friend when I'm in need, Baby

the urge of wanting to be loved again, the urge of wanting to be with someone again, the urge of wanting to be like other sweet couples once again. thats naive. i know. thinking that i can cope this urge feeling is totally a dumb thought. looking at the photos we took back then is yet another dumb act. the stars seem to be smiling only at us. and yeah, thats pretty long ago. ok, thats it. i guess i've forgotten how hurt i was back then. no more u. no more u. i don wish to be confined, asked, grounded and controlled once again. so is love a sense of liberty or a sense of committment? ok, maybe both elements. somehow a lil bit more towards the committment would just discourage me to be with u. i'm 17 for goodness sake! there're lots more things to do. more areas for me to pour my committment into. FOCUS. no more distractions. YES! next week is oBs. gonna miss my classmates badly. i'll rmber the fish story. bad fish i caught. thats more fishes out. more masculine. bigger. FISH with BIG EYES. ok. i love to eat fish eyes. ok. i've done some questions on integration. i've been promoted. LIKE, so much of a HURRAY THING. man,mao,xw n les are ppl whom i cant bear to leave. pls know that my feeling for u guys is true! HAHAS. like, i don care how acty ppl can be. u guys just need to know, good times n bad times, i'll still be there. all u need to do, is just to call me. HEY.. one thing. i've changed my number. so pls save the latest no. what a lonnnnng entry. shall go dress up n go church.. TWINKS!

NEW SHOES. NEW SPEED

arhhhh! another day of morning madness =( still not ready for lectures [ boring lectures ]. anyway, went to buy a new pair of running shoes [with kikuu's accompany] Thanks kikuu =)
da shoes r so so so so feather light. looks like i can storm the track anytime.hehes. hais. went to send off the girls in da night time. guess they're now on the plane. so gonna miss them, super much. and hafiz is really sweet. hey ppl, so long u're out with hafiz, there's no need to worry about da weather. this gentleman sent me back home with a SMALL umbrella. and his hse was farrrrr at the end of simei ]

I HATE COCKROACHES! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!

more than words

Saying I love you

Is not the words I want to hear from you

Its not that I want you not to say

But if you only knew

How easy it would be to show me how you feel

More than words

Is all you have to do to make it real

Then you wouldn't have to say

that you love me, yeah

Cause I'd already know.

[Verse 2]

What would you do

(what would you do)

If my heart was torn in two?

More than words to show you feel

That your love for me is real

What would you say

If I took those words away

Then you couldn't make things new

Just by saying I Love You

(just saying I love you, saying I love you)

More than words

(just saying I love you, saying I love you)

[Verse 3]

Now that I've tried to

(now that I've tried to)

Talk to you and make you understand

All you have to do is

Close your eyes and just reach out your hand

And touch me

Hold me close don't ever let me go

More than words

Is all I ever needed you to show

Then you wouldn't have to say

That you love me, yeah

Cause I'd already know

(just saying I love you, saying I love you)

More than words

i'm missing you``

lecture was boring.. Hafiz was sleepy... mahjong was ok.. zolene was stoning...

ok. i had lots of fun with les, ml, xw,fiz,vic,mao,kiku, man, zol n jeff these past few days. so much fun that i didnt even feel like attending the lectures anymore=( and we spent lots of money on food too!

look like i need to search for money! hahahas. searching for a job i mean. the girls are flying off to shandong very soon, abandoning me right here in this tiny lil island, for 2 weeks! the guys must bring me out!!! esp mao n victor. u guys promised les alr!

WILD WILD WET! ESCAPE! i don care =p

oh God, bless those who praise u.

OP.

this is HAZIM. that is ANISAH.
hazim just loves sleeping on the floor, playing with disney softtoy!~!~

i'll be here for u

Life is full of ups and downs.. there will be times u experience fun and there will be other times you fall into the pit of depression. But well, thats not the important part. whats's more importantly, is that, i'll still be here, listening to you. i may not have any brilliant ideas or advice to address your situation, but i believe my smile is sweet enough to take away 1% of your trouble, agree? and if that so, will u please accept my 100 times of smiling face?

shadesss adds glitter to ur eye lashes.
perlin silver.


I'M SRY XINWEI. but teenager is soooo boring!

if i were that rich (=

A NEW POUCH! (= ty BEAR. lovely.
ok i know she looks really disgusting in this photo but! that purple dress on her looks great, isnt it?
grey hairband + loud rubberband.